Really dumb

So I started leveling my bandit today to finish off lv33 and well i'm in the stash #2 theres this
random person that walks in and starts hiting on this chick for no reason and the things he said were soooooooooo obvious I could shoot my self! @_@

s2ba : ur even sweeter than lollies
dorbell : aww thnk u ur sweet like lollies
s2ba : ur sweeter than lollies
dorbell : aww
dorbell : yay
dorbell : hi
s2ba : love ya
dorbell : me 2
dorbell : i missed u
s2ba : i did to
s2ba : im the cake and ur the icing all so sweet
s2ba : for ur own saftey
dorbell : i have many things pots
s2ba : dont want u to get hurt
dorbell : aww thnk u but i have sum
s2ba : if u get hurt ill blame it on myself
dorbell : dw
s2ba : lets go somewhere else?
dorbell : ok
s2ba : follow
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I'm really not sure if they know each other but man its just so obvious a 2 year old could figure it out and the spelling was next to nothing X_X it buuuuuurnnnnsss!